幽默笑话鱼和水的浪漫故事

鱼和水的情劫

鱼说：“我时时刻刻把眼睁开，是为了永永远远和你在一起！”

水说：“我终日流淌不息，是为了每分每秒把你抱紧！”

锅说：“都他妈的快熟了还这么多废话！”

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The Fish and The Water

The fish said:“ I keep my eyes open all the time, because I want to be with you all the time!”

The water said:“ I keep flowing all the time, because I want to keep hugging you all the time!”

The pot said:“ Damn it! Almost boiled! That’s enough!”