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If a band plays in a thunderstorm,who is most likely
Ifabandplaysinathunderstorm,whoismostlikelytogethitbylightening?Conductorsare.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 72If you were to throw a white stone into the Red Sea,
IfyouweretothrowawhitestoneintotheRedSea,whatwoulditbecome?Itremainsawhitestone.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 60How many sweets can you put into an empty bag?
Howmanysweetscanyouputintoanemptybag?Onesweet.Becauseasecondsweetcantbeputintoanemptypocket.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 61How can you leave the room with two legs and return
Howcanyouleavetheroomwithtwolegsandreturnwithsixlegs?Fetchachairsomewhere,andyoullunderstandit.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 60How could you fall off a twenty-foot ladder and not
Howcouldyoufalloffatwenty-footladderandnotgethurt?Theladdermightbelyingonthegroundinsteadofagainstawall.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 71I unwrapped a lump of sugar and put it in my coffee.
Iunwrappedalumpofsugarandputitinmycoffee.Thesugardidntgetwet.Why?Youhavenothadwateryet.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 71If it takes three and a half minutes to boil on e eg
Ifittakesthreeandahalfminutestoboiloneegg,howlongdoesittaketoboilfoureggs?Threeandahalfminutes.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 86If three birds are sitting on a fence and you shoot
Ifthreebirdsaresittingonafenceandyoushootandkilloneofthem,howmanywillbeleft?One-thedeadone.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 65When is your uncles sister not your aunt?
Whenisyourunclessisternotyouraunt?Whensheismymother.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 60Mrs.Smith has nine children,half of them are girls.
Mrs.Smithhasninechildren,halfofthemaregirls.Howcanthisbetrue?Theothersarealsogirls.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 62Where can you never tell the truth?
Wherecanyounevertellthetruth?Whenyouarelyinganywhere.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 174What goes over the fields all day,and sits in the cu
Whatgoesoverthefieldsallday,andsitsinthecupboardallnight?Ourclothes.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 180What walks around all day and lies under the bed at
Whatwalksaroundalldayandliesunderthebedatnightwithitstonguehangingout?Ourshoes.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 108How many cheese sandwiches can you eat on an empty s
Howmanycheesesandwichescanyoueatonanemptystomach?Onlyone.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 107When will a net hold water?
Whenwillanetholdwater?Whenthewaterisfrozen.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 126Why is a room full of married couples empty?
Whyisaroomfullofmarriedcouplesempty?Becausethereisnotasinglemanintheroom.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 109What table has no leg?
Whattablehasnoleg?Atimetableorvegetable.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 100What tables grow in the fields?
Whattablesgrowinthefields?Vegetables.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 95Which American man has had the largest family?
WhichAmericanmanhashadthelargestfamily?GeorgeWashington.HewasFatherofAmerica.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 61A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long.
Ahungrydonkeywastiedtoaropeeightfeetlong.Aboutthirtyfeetawaytherewasabasketoffreshcarrots.Thedonkeywantedtoeat
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