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What match cant be put in a match box?
Whatmatchcantbeputinamatchbox?Footballmatch,basketballmatch,andsoon.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 86What is it,which will tomorrow and was be yesterday?
Whatisit,whichwilltomorrowandwasbeyesterday?Today.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 80What has many teeth but never uses them for eating?
Whathasmanyteethbutneverusesthemforeating?Acomb.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 73The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am
Themoreyoutakeaway,thebiggerIbecome.WhatamI?Ahole.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 77What is that which has no leg but a body and a long
Whatisthatwhichhasnolegbutabodyandalongneck?Abottle.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 78What part of London is in Brazil?
WhatpartofLondonisinBrazil?Theletter"L".
日期 2023-01-02 阅 74What is that you ought to keep after you give it to
Whatisthatyououghttokeepafteryougiveittosomebodyelse?Apromise.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 75When is it correct to say ＂I is＂?
Whenisitcorrecttosay"Iis"?Whenwesay"Iisapron."
日期 2023-01-02 阅 79What is that which has a mouth,but never speaks, and
Whatisthatwhichhasamouth,butneverspeaks,andabed,butneversleepsinit?Ariver.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 66What two things cant you have for breakfast?
Whattwothingscantyouhaveforbreakfast?Lunchandsupper.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 77What do most gardeners not like to grow?
Whatdomostgardenersnotliketogrow?Theydontliketogrowtheirage.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 77If a band plays in a thunderstorm,who is most likely
Ifabandplaysinathunderstorm,whoismostlikelytogethitbylightening?Conductorsare.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 81If you were to throw a white stone into the Red Sea,
IfyouweretothrowawhitestoneintotheRedSea,whatwoulditbecome?Itremainsawhitestone.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 67How many sweets can you put into an empty bag?
Howmanysweetscanyouputintoanemptybag?Onesweet.Becauseasecondsweetcantbeputintoanemptypocket.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 67How can you leave the room with two legs and return
Howcanyouleavetheroomwithtwolegsandreturnwithsixlegs?Fetchachairsomewhere,andyoullunderstandit.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 69How could you fall off a twenty-foot ladder and not
Howcouldyoufalloffatwenty-footladderandnotgethurt?Theladdermightbelyingonthegroundinsteadofagainstawall.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 91I unwrapped a lump of sugar and put it in my coffee.
Iunwrappedalumpofsugarandputitinmycoffee.Thesugardidntgetwet.Why?Youhavenothadwateryet.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 78If it takes three and a half minutes to boil on e eg
Ifittakesthreeandahalfminutestoboiloneegg,howlongdoesittaketoboilfoureggs?Threeandahalfminutes.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 91If three birds are sitting on a fence and you shoot
Ifthreebirdsaresittingonafenceandyoushootandkilloneofthem,howmanywillbeleft?One-thedeadone.
日期 2023-01-02 阅 71When is your uncles sister not your aunt?
Whenisyourunclessisternotyouraunt?Whensheismymother.
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